I will seriously never date anyone, I am way to awkward and nervous around people to even try to meet anyone new.
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
If any of those evil fucking creatures come near me they’re dying so…
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
so i was wearing this shirt with these super comfortable jeans all day but something felt weird about them so when i got home i took them off and changed into pajamas and i was looking at the back of them and
before eating hot dogs make sure you have protection. use a condiment
I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.
grandma why don’t you knit me a cute relationship instead
4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
what? this isn’t a nude beach this is a nerd beach who’s ready to catch some .wavs