bloomin-eck:

efferescent:

remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom

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oh yes

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her date did too

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That is actually kind of awesome. 

alaskastardust:

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

alaskastardust:

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

pottercomplex:

poryqon:

even disney went through its xD phase

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haha disney you are so random X3

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radn:

catspring:

i don’t get why we need driver’s training. driving is just like mario kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people

please never drive

(Source: petalnoseremade99)

psychedelic-noodles:

sarcasticmisanthropicvegan:

they were rescued from a testing lab, they’ve never walked on grass before

MY HEART

(Source: frozensecond)

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(Source: psicreepy)

lestradeisasilverfox:

Nathan Fillion is not appreciated enough.

foxyshy:

so let me get this straight. anti-choicers took $500,000 dollars worth of pennies and sealed them in a glass case as a “memorial” to “victims” of abortion. i’m going to say that again. these people have locked away $500,000 dollars as a “tribute” to dead blobs of cells instead of donating that money to actual living breathing children who don’t have basic necessities or homes.

anti-choicers are incredible

(Source: sassyopeia)

metalsette:

there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die

metalsette:

there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die

(Source: qlitterbabe)

holyhoe:

hyperlinktwink:

if you have a penis then you’re a boy. I don’t see how thinking you’re a boy can make you a boy. it’s like saying ‘well I feel I like should have been born a justin bieber so I am in fact justin bieber’ idek I don’t understand it

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bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

trainfucker:

wen u see someone get a sick burn 

owlturdcomix:

A guest comic by Jackson from The Cheesy Llama.