chickensnack:

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

stilezs:

this is so real

stilezs:

this is so real

mattmcguigan:

how to make friends

mattmcguigan:

how to make friends

dopenmind:

talesofthestarshipregeneration:

royalblackpirate:

the-goddamazon:

its-salah:

He came with the fire.

Stewart don’t give a fuck, man.

Woooooie where is the lie

welllllll

No lies detected.

(Source: comedycentral)

(Source: askdaddywho)

mikasaesukasa:

im not in that fandom but i know a golden post when i see one

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

sevenpoints:

iidelirium:

captainragtag:

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

"IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!" MEN SHOUT

"NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!" WOMEN REPLY

breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

pdlcomics:

Deception

allyourcomplexity:

This is still the most beautiful dog photoset I’ve ever seen

(Source: from89)

parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
clock: 11:01
me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now

favabean05:

A very accurate depiction of a cat owner.

(Source: briannathestrange)

casualcissexism:

darksungwyndolin:

jesus mario what is your damage

THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP THING IVE EVER SEEN

casualcissexism:

darksungwyndolin:

jesus mario what is your damage

THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP THING IVE EVER SEEN

(Source: e-n-o-n)