kardashianne:

I will seriously never date anyone, I am way to awkward and nervous around people to even try to meet anyone new. 

thegreatlizby:

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

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this is a fucking bee

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this is a fucking hornet

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this is a fucking wasp

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as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

If any of those evil fucking creatures come near me they’re dying so…

1500hp:

hey lil boy

1500hp:

hey lil boy

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

theyellowbrickroad:

so i was wearing this shirt with these super comfortable jeans all day but something felt weird about them so when i got home i took them off and changed into pajamas and i was looking at the back of them and

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egberts:

i told my grandma i have a popular blog and she thinks i write professional reviews of food and movies

(Source: iwillneverlety0ug0)

sluttyoliveoil:

before eating hot dogs make sure you have protection. use a condiment

let-them-eat-vag:

Dowling Duncan and redesigning the American Dollar:

Why the size?
We have kept the width the same as the existing dollars. However we have changed the size of the note so that the one dollar is shorter and the 100 dollar is the longest. When stacked on top of each other it is easy to see how much money you have. It also makes it easier for the visually impaired to distinguish between notes.

Why a vertical format?
When we researched how notes are used we realized people tend to handle and deal with money vertically rather than horizontally. You tend to hold a wallet or purse vertically when searching for notes. The majority of people hand over notes vertically when making purchases. All machines accept notes vertically. Therefore a vertical note makes more sense.

Why different colors?
It’s one of the strongest ways graphically to distinguish one note from another.

Why these designs?
We wanted a concept behind the imagery so that the image directly relates to the value of each note. We also wanted the notes to be educational, not only for those living in America but visitors as well. Each note uses a black and white image depicting a particular aspect of American history and culture. They are then overprinted with informational graphics or a pattern relating to that particular image.

$1 – The first African American president
$5 – The five biggest native American tribes
$10 – The bill of rights, the first 10 amendments to the US Constitution
$20 – 20th Century America
$50 – The 50 States of America
$100 – The first 100 days of President Franklin Roosevelt. During this time he led the congress to pass more important legislations than most presidents pass in their entire term. This helped fight the economic crises at the time of the great depression. Ever since, every new president has been judged on how well they have done during the first 100 days of their term.

This is pretty fucking cool

(Source: brightlybrightly)

sadbaptism:

frostingpeetaswounds:

SELENA REJECTING JUSTIN’S KISS
TAYLOR’S ‘YUCK’ FACE

THIS IS THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD

sadbaptism:

frostingpeetaswounds:

SELENA REJECTING JUSTIN’S KISS

TAYLOR’S ‘YUCK’ FACE

THIS IS THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD

(Source: ohsoswiftly)

tibets:

Sext: what do you want from taco bell

squareclocks:

I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up. 

zacharydupuis:

grandma why don’t you knit me a cute relationship instead

discreet45mseeking18mwithburgers:

0ni0ntitz:

i got shit on reddit for saying that i don’t like it when dudes open car doors for me/pull my chair out for me/open doors for me

i’m sorry but why on earth should that get any shit, i like to be treated as a god damn equal

why the fuck were you on reddit

soselfimportant:

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

doglets:

what? this isn’t a nude beach this is a nerd beach who’s ready to catch some .wavs